wifipasswords:

I have zero patience for rude old people I don’t care if you’re a senior I’ll fucking fight you lets see what moves they taught your wrinkled ass in the war of 1812 talk shit get hit

Things Californians get excited about

lilac-mullingar:

spookydarrencrisscrosschrist:

cockyogurt:

1. Rain
2. When avocados are on sale
3. When it’s Raining
4. Going to In-n-Out
5. When water falls from the sky

y’all think this is a joke? once it rained at the end of the school day and we all ran, hugged, screamed, and danced around as if we had all just won the lottery

California sounds like the ending of Holes

darkwingsnark:

He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 

sansawins:

damaseas:

jjong:

me when i enter a room

I want all of the content on this site to be deleted apart from this video

im glad tumblr people are finally discovering the gem that is indian soap operas

neptunain:

“GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE GREEKS AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL”

“sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse”

“oh rad bring it in”

barwellz:

honeybucky:

moriarty:

SPIDERMAN WOULD. SPIDERMAN WOULD

itS BACK

ALWAYS REBLOG.

philanddan:

youtubeology:

standing up for your bae like

PHIL LESTER DEFENSE: CAPTAIN DAN HOWELL